Monday, August 11, 2008

I'm Gonna Go Masturbate

You know how in Death to Smoochy Spinner Dunn says, "Hey, Sheldon I'm gonna go take a dump!"

Well, I'm gonna go masturbate, cuz Misty May-Treanor reminds me that I need to do that. I hope Dale don't come fuckin runnin in my room, cuz I broke the damn door lock last week when I was playing waterless Marco-Polo with this girl I met at a bar.

I didn't need to masturbate that night if YOU GET MY DRIFT.

If you don't get my drift, I'll explain. I GOT LAID.

Misty, long live that ass.

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